Funny Things Chloe Says...

May 31

 I wait Chloe up after a nap and she gets up and looks really really tired so I ask her if she wants to come with me to my bed she sits up she looks at me really seriously and says 

"I'm not going to hurt you." 

Then she says "Be quiet daddy sleeping shhh everyone sleeping I'm sleeping." 

Me: "No you not you're awake"

Chloe: "No I'm asleep"

June 3

Do you want a drink? You might be drinky.. You might be thirsty.

June 13

I wanna go with you today. I'm wanna hide at your work

June 16

After Chloe waking up 4 times between 3-6am last night I told her no crying and getting up tonight when I put her to bed tonight. Her response: "But I want milk after."

July 13

Eric: Who's your best friend Chloe?

Chloe: My best friend is my friend Mommy.

Me: Aww that's the cutest thing you've ever said.

Chloe: I know you love me Mommy.

August 1

Going to work "Are you going to see Nephnanie? Nephnanie, Nephnanie, Nephnanie" (Stephanie)

August 4

I want green puffy treats. I love green. My hair is not green. It's orange.

August  4

I reached back to hold Chloes hand in the car. She shook it and said "nice to meet you".

August 4

Gets in the coat rack at hotel "ladies and gentlemen boys and girls. Welcome to the spring chicken"

Aug 11

My boots are dirty and grossy

Aug 15

Chloe: I love this book

Me: I got it for you at a yard sale.

Chloe: Yeah you bought it for me. Thank you. Thank you so much!

Sept 4

Me: I love you Chloe

Chloe: I love you mommy.

Eric: I love you Chloe.

Chloe: No, I love my mommy.

Me: You can love more than one person at a time.

Eric: I love you Chloe.

Chloe: I love one person. My Mommy.

Later

Eric: I love you Chloe

Chloe: I love my mommy

Eric: I thought you loved Deigo

Chloe: I thought I love my Mommy.

Sep 26

The ice cream lady was nice and I was hapy at her.

Pink is my life

Oct 4

Me: spending time with you is my favorite thing to do

Chloe: mumbles through her cuppy for a long minute

Me: I can't hear you. Take your cuppy out.

Chloe: Pink is my favorite color

Oct 6

Hey Braden.. When I was a baby my mommy used to hold me like a little baby.

Oct 14

Cuddling.

Chloe: Mommy you're my best friend

Mommy: Aww you're my best friend too.

Chloe: And you have a big nose

Oct 16

Mommy! I'm eating my boogers!!!

Oct 23

I'm gonna be a butterfly and you're gonna be a ghost (mommy) and you're gonna be a dragon (pepe). Pepe doesn't want to be a butterfly.

Oct 24

Putting matching cards away

"I'm putting them away cause you're not playing with me"

"Aww I'll play with you now!"

"You weren't playing. You can play with me another time."

Hangaber (hamburger)

Nov 4

Me: I love cuddling with you and reading with you. I love spending time with you.

Chloe: Yeah, and I love hopscotch.

*Then we laughed until we cried*

Nov 12

Mommy I have a frog in my throat. I need my temperature.

(A lie)

Nov 16

Mommy will you sing oh my god song to me while I play?

"What song?"

Oh my god'll have a farm

Nov 17

Rub Chloe's belly.

Chloe: Get away from my belly.

Me: but I love your belly. *try to kiss it*

Chloe: But bellies are not toys.

"That was just a fart. Go get my book"

Nov 20 

Looking through bin of play food.

Chloe: What's this? Chocolate?

Me: An eggplant.

Chloe: An egg plant? Let's throw it away

Nov 20

Mommy: What do you want for Christmas?

Chloe: A dollhouse.

Later..

Mommy: Chloe, what should we buy Grammy for Christmas?

Chloe: Ummm... I think Grammy wants a doll house.

Nov 27

Madi "high five my boobies"

Chloe folding dish cloths: "you go under the bridge, through the roof and into the castle" she says as she does each fold.

Chloe pulled some hair from each side of her head and held it under her chin. "I just wanna make a party hat with my hair."

Eric: Madi do you want a baby someday?

Madi: No

Eric: Do want to be a mommy someday?

Madi: Yeah, I wanna be a mommy.

Chloe: And I wanna be a daddy!!

Nov 28

Chloe whining in the next room. Comes to see me.

"Mommy there's a bowling ball and it's following me."

Nov 30

Like two weeks ago Chloe slipped on ice. Today:

When I was a little girl I slipped. Now in all growed up so I won't slip anymore

Dec 8

Playing ball.

"Wait! Maybe I just need to fart."

Dec 9

My baby has an attitude

Dec 10

Chloe looking at an old pic of me and twins

"When you was a little mommy"

Chloe: I want Santa to bring me a house.

Mommy: Anything else?

Chloe: Uhhh... A bagel!

Dec 12

Deb: you should tape them together (Chloe and her friend at daycare)

Me: that would be awkward at daycare

Chloe: (playing on phone looks up) I'm not awkward!

Dec 15

Feed Chloe a big bite of yogurt and she gags a little.

Me: What are you doing?

Chloe (calm as can be): Just choking. Little bites.

Dec 16

Reading Dora book.

Me: Do you know what little star wishes for?

Chloe: Ummm.. Chicken nuggets!

Goodnight Chloe!

Goodnight mommy. Stay in your bed all night. Stay in bed with Eric.

Dec 26

I want a chicken nugget. Fast.

Sarah, sometimes I don't like you .

Jan 4

Tucking Chloe in.

If I nee you, I will call you and if you don't come here I will cry, okay?

Things That Have Been Happening Lately...

- I've been working quite a bit.

- I've been trying not to be addicted to Starbucks. (I work directly above one.)

- I have really bad baby fever, but not planning a second child anytime soon, don't worry.

- I've been thinking about wedding planning a bit. Just a bit.

- I don't have much else to say, so here are more Chloe quotes.

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May 4
While changing her diaper. "My butt." She giggles. "Cute." Giggles again, then serious, "But don't touch it. It dirty."

May 16
"I see the park. Now I can be happy."

May 18
"Mommy can you give me a ponytail?"
I don't answer her. After a minute...
"Mommy, I asked you nicely!"

May 20 - 2:00am
I hear Chloe's bedroom door open but she doesn't come in my room so I meet her in the hallway.
"Mommy I want to talk with you."

May 20
"Mommy, I think I want to be sorry now."

May 26
"Eric I wanna talk with you."
"What do you want to talk about?"
"My mommy."
"I like your mommy."
"My mommy's cranky. She won't talk to me."

May 29
At a restaurant with Chloe and Madi, they babble to each other and somehow get on the topic of Santa and Christmas. Chloe says "Merry Christmas." Then later...
"Eric, are you Santa?"
And later, while Eric was gone paying the bill: "Mommy I want to go with Santa."

Things Chloe Says...

Chloe is so full of words and fun these days. I've started keeping track of some of the funny things she says in my phone when they happen.

Random things she says a lot:

"That's not how you play!"
"Mommy, why you do that?" - Usually when I do something she doesn't like when playing.

Mommy: Are you my girl?
Chloe: No, I Chloe.


March 25, 2014
Mommy: What's up, Chloe baloney?
Chloe: What's up, Mommy baloney?

April 9, 2014
Chloe: The water's gone down the hole.
Mommy: Then where does it go?
Chloe: The pyramids.

April 16, 2014
Chloe and Eric picked me up from work. I got in the car:
Chloe: Hi Mommy, did you have a good work?

April 22, 2014
(Chloe got a new stuffed Diego doll)
Mommy: Do you like your new Diego doll?
Chloe: Yeahhh. He's beautiful!

April 28, 2014
Eric: Are you jealous?
Chloe: No I not, I'M CHLOE!

May 3, 2014
Chloe and I were playing in my bed with a couple of boxes and their lids. I had one and she had one. We traded. Hers had a big hair in it, so while I had it, I picked the hair out and threw it away. When we traded back, she opened her hair-less box and said:
"Oh no. Did you eat it?"
A minute later she tries to pull hair out of my head to put back in the box.

May 3rd - "Look, an oval!"
We can thank an iPhone app for that knowledge.

May 3, 2014
Chloe and I made a fort and were playing in it. We needed to hide because she said the witch was coming.
Mommy: Why do we need to hide?
Chloe: Because the witch is angry.
Mommy: Why is she angry?
Chloe: Because she's mean.
Mommy: What is she going to do if she finds us?
Chloe: She going to smash us.

While in the fort I also taught her that Princesses is the proper word, not Pinpesses. I love her pronunciation so much better though.

May 3, 2014
Chloe's belly started hurting so she needed a bandaid put on it. That didn't stop the pain, so she thought she needed another.